Oh, Santa. Baby. How long will our merry go round keep going round? Do we need couples counseling again this year?
You and I have been in our indescribably on-again-off-again relationship for too long. I’ve been writing about our tortured love for how many years?
In 2011 it was off.
2012, back on again.
In 2013 we acted like friends with benefits.
But it wasn’t enough. Sure I had Adam Sandler for Thankschanukah, but you can’t intersperse dreidels with Christmas cookies and call it one big happy holiday. Thankschanukah is gone, and as my friend’s 3-year-old said as she wept for a Christmas tree (when reminded of her joyous Hanukah celebration) “But I’m so over Hanukuh!”